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I was in a record store with my girlfriend and I had a huge zit on my chin.
I said I couldn’t stand it anymore, so like any good girlfried of more than a year, she offered to pop it.
Right in the middle of the record store.
It was under so much pressure that it exploded a wad of pus straight onto her glasses.
You could HEAR it pop.
She ran to the bathroom to wash herself off.
That’s what more than a year will get you, I guess.