So my (former) girlfriend and I decide to try a new position: Me standing up, and holding her by her ass as she straddles my waist.
I pick her up and my back twinges painfully, plus my legs are sore from helping HER move into her place the day before.
Instead of saying something encouraging or sexy, she decides that saying “You better not fuckin’ drop me” is appropriate.
So I dropped her on the couch and went back to my computer.