Talking a reluctant friend into coming to my apartment and dying my approximate three feet of hair – for free.
Consuming 1.5 liters of cheap white wine before she arrives.
In the midst of the undertaking falling out of my chair, leaving a large splotch of hair dye on the carpet.
Ending up naked in the bathtub, soaking in water the color of mentstrual blood which stains the porcelain as well as my skin.
My friend never dyed my hair again, but I did get my security deposit back from the landlord.