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Every morning before work, I get up and brew a pot of espresso.
About a month ago, I was doing this half asleep wearing only my boxers.
As I turned from my freshly brewed, steaming beverage to get the milk from the fridge, my arm caught on the edge the pot and dumped the entire pot right on my jimmy.
It was blistered right on the head for a week.
At least I was able to get out of work for a few days.