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Teaching Thai Cooking
So big deal — I teach Thai cooking classes.
Weird thing is the number of Thais who sign up for the class. I wasn’t expecting them at all.
I deal with it — if I have to teach Thais how to cook Thai food, then so be it.
(Most of them are gorgeous young wives, there only because their husbands insisted they learn how to cook. But let’s leave that angle for another moment)
I hold up a bunch of tiny Thai peppers, and show them how to slice them.
Me: “After working with these peppers, you absolutely should wash your hands before touching any of your mucous membranes.”
They chop away happily. One of the wives goes to the bathroom. Screams erupt.
The other women run in to help her — I guess she didn’t understand “mucous membanes”…