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So there was this nite that i decided it would be a good idea to drink large amounts of Wild Turkey and upsidedown margarita shots. In retrospect it was a GREAT idea on account that i got this story out of it.
Anyway, as the nite came to an end and i got too drunk to know how to get home i decided to call 1.800.NEED.ASS and see if i could stumble over. Well, you know how things go…we were doing what people do when they are alone and all kinds of fucked up when i passed out and accidentally kicked her out of bed. She swears she tried to wake me up but i don’t think she did…anyway, the cool part isn’t that i got real drunk or that i hooked up, its that when she tried to wake me up cos i kicked her out of her own bed i said, and i quote,
“Go Away”
She slept on her floor and in the fetal position whilst I lay sprawled about the entire bed in an alcohol induced coma. I woke up the next morning and to celebrate me being an asshole we hooked up all day.