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When you break your jaw they wire it together to get it to set properly.
You have to live on soup for like 10 weeks or something.
You have to drink through a straw.
Even when you go out on the piss, you have to drink through a straw.
We all know how much fun it is to drink beer through a straw.
I know a guy who broke his jaw in a fight and got it wired and drank his beer though a straw. But you can’t puke your hangover out through a straw. You have to try and squeeze what you can out through your teeth – and then swallow what’s left. What else are you going to do with it?
And when you swallow your own puke, your stomach does the sensible thing – and pukes it out again. And again, and again and again – for over an hour. Drinking your own vomit.