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so my 3 year old contracts a 24 hour stomach virus and the only way i can get her to quit vomiting every 10 minutes is administer the phenergan suppository.
so naturally i contract this strain of the super flu and it hits me later that day.
i tell my kid that i’m sick and she says, “you better take a medicine, daddy.
it’ll make a booty hurt for a minute.