I was at a show with my then-boyrfriend.
I saw him across the room making out with a very pretty girl with a blue mohawk.
When they had finished and she was gone, I walked up to him and his friends, and asked about it.
He started laughing along with all of his stupid droogies. Turns out that was his “other” girlfriend.
I walked outside and he followed me. I handed him a smoke and we both lit up.
I walked a few feet away and picked up a cinderblock that was sitting a few feet away and threw it in the direction of his face. Knocked 3 of his teeth out.
I screamed “I hope your ‘other’ girlfriend doesn’t mind the snaggle-tooth thing, you scum-fuck!”
I saw then making out in the Safeway parking lot last week, I guess she didn’t mind the snaggle-tooth thing…