So a friend of mine in college downloaded a new porno movie off the internet and called us all over to his dorm room to watch it. Within a few minutes, quite a large crowd had gathered in there, including several people who were just walking by the room and heard the movie from the hallway.
A short ways into the movie, there is a scene where some guy blows his load in some girl’s hair. One of our female friends, who no one had seen enter the room and no one knew was in the room, yells out “Don’t do that! That takes forever to wash out!”
To this day, that is all I can think of when anyone mentions her name…