So my one roommate has 3 cats and treats them like she gave birth to them.
My other roommate just got a puppy.
I am not an animal person.
One day, I came home and took the dog out like a nice roommate.
We come back inside and the puppy is playing with the cats.
Then he jumped on one of the cats and started humping it.
Seven weeks old and the puppy is a cat humper.
I gave him a treat and called him a “good kitty humper”.
That was the funniest thing ever and I hope he does it all the time.