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I went to dinner with my friend, Josh, at this new Mexican joint in town. I was wearing kind of a low-cut shirt. Josh and the waiter were speaking to eachother in Spanish and seeing as how I slept through most of Spanish class in high school, I had no idea what they were saying. Later, Josh told me that the waiter said, “I like America, it’s very hiiillllyyyy!” (While making a boob-shaped gesture with his hands.) Josh said, “Yes, I agree.” And they both looked at me and smiled and I, not knowing what the hell they were talking about, smiled back politely. Damn I shoulda payed more attention in Spanish class!