She laid down on the bed and pulled her panties aside.
“Have a look, I’ve got this ingrown hair from shaving,” she complained, “It’s all swollen and it hurts.”
Obeying, I bend a little closer to have a look – said ingrown hair does indeed look like a giant zit or something, and I quietly wish she’d move those panties a little further to the side….
Lost in this thought when she absently squeezes at the ingrown hair and shoots me right in the eye – with PUS.
I guess that’s the only time I’ll have to take the facial…