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While I was down at Vanderbilt University we went to get beer at a place on broadway that rarely cards.
We get there and my friend gets carded.
He has a fake, so its cool.
She asks “Out of state.
You go to Vandy?”
‘Yeah’
Can I see your Vandy ID?”
Without thinking he hands her his Vandy card.
She looks at it, hands it back to him and asks “How come your last name is different on these?”
My friend, the slick bastard that he is, calmly relates the story of his parents messy divorce, and how he took his mother’s name afterwards.
I am practically breaking into hysterics listening to him smoothly tell this story, waiting for her to tell him to get the hell out of the store.
She says “man, that really sucks.”
‘Yeah, tell me about it.’
We laughed our asses off as we toted the cases to the car.