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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS:
Please stop telling men what we do and don’t like sexually.
We’ve been operating and enjoying this machinery far longer than you, and are pretty aware of a broad range of things we can enjoy.
You just worry about your own business, and SHUT THE FUCK UP about ours.
Yes, we do like dry humping, idiot.