My fire department handles all deaths in this one horse piece of shit town.
So when the report of a dead body at the lake came over my pager, i immediatly went to the scene.
There were about 5 people gawking from about 30 yards away.
On the shore there was a dark body floating on the water.
There were also 4 policemen taping off the area.
I went down to the shore with latex gloves on and a med kit in hand.
I got to the “body” only to find the nastiest bloated dead beaver ever.
It was horrible.
The thing stunk like hell in a port-o-potty.
I then turned around and told the sheriffs department to handle it and went home.