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I’ve cleaned up messes you wouldn’t believe.
1) Husband’s Margarita sick vomit in the car and other spewings I won’t mention here
2) Daughter’s viral spouts from both ends (while she was an adult)
3) Son’s (see number 2)
4) Applied butterfly bandages on two different men while trying to stop the flow of blood (neither needed stitches because of my ministrations)
5) My mess after eating at a renowned seafood place in Louisiana and being food poisoned. I didn’t have a bowl to hold while sitting on the hotel toilet so I used the toilet for the upper end.
During all of this… not one gag, not one vomit reflex.
But – I read about nose drippage here (you note I didn’t use the other words) or I watch a movie with actors sucking it up or spitting it out or blowing it out…
and I have to hit reload here and turn my head while watching said movies because I WILL start gagging.