So I’m in my college dorm room.
My roommate is on an interview elsewhere.
I’m tired of downloading weird fetish porn.
I’m jerking off into a sock, takes me a few seconds, then I’m back on AIM chatting with people about how much I hate being single.
I look around me. Pizza boxes over the floor, cum in a sock, bitching about being single in a college that’s 70% male.
That’s about as lowbrow as it gets.