I’m pissing in the local gym’s urinal when I hear a groan come from the stall to my right.
I look over and there is an Asian guy lying on the floor in the stall with the door locked and his head and torso outside of the stall, flat on the floor on the tile, legs on either side of the throne.
Are you all right?”
Yeah, just a little nausea.”
I thought:
Dude, you’re lying in piss.