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I just tried to submit this… but I think I pressed a button that killed it.
Oopsies.
Anway.
I’m sitting here.. in the library before school.. using this lovely computer.
Midterms start today, officially anyway… and the principal just made the announcement “Do not be late to your first period.
If you’re late to your first period class, an administrator will escort you to the holding area.”
We have a “holding area”? I can’t decide if he’s talking to us like we’re prisoners or cattle…
Moooooo…