staying at my girlfriend’s parent’s house over a weekend, she told me we couldn’t do anything. about two hours into the night, i was randy out of my mind. waking her up, i said it was 3 am, her mom wouldn’t hear us. she said fine, and we started going at it. right when i was about to get off her mom came in, turned on the light and said “you two better quiet down, lest your father wakes up.”
i haven’t had a boner since.