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My favorite band came to town, Grasshopper Takeover, and I’m supposed to interview them on my radio show. Everything goes flawlessly and they get me into the local bar to see their show. Before I go I get plastered, double up my meds, and have a hell of a buzz going as they break into “Forever Young.” Into the second verse and I realize I’m having a moment; a moment where everything is perfect: I’m a 19 yr old college student, drunk, seeing my favorite band, hanging with a good friend, and honest to god not giving a fuck about what anyone thinks of me. Life is simple and good… skip ahead four hours later to me having the vodka squirts while i’m still knocking a few back on the can, singing GTO songs in a drunken haze. In the morning my ass hurt so bad I did’nt go to class.
Best night of my life
~lunchbox
I celebrate the times when I was young and life was easy. Seven days a week and it was always fun. And everything we did was reason for a celebration. What I would give to be forever young. Forever and ever and ever ‘til I’m cool with growing…” ~GTO – Forever Young