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Kobe beef is a type of beef sold in Japan almost exclusively.
It costs an insane amount of money, something like $300/lb.
The legendary marbeling (and taste) of this beef results from the fact that the cattle spend most of their lives getting little to no excersize and being massaged daily.
I told my animal-rights friend this and he was predictably shocked and disgusted.
Think about it though: spending your entire life sitting on your ass, getting massages every day of your life, then having someone pay $300/lb to eat you? I can’t imagine a more satisfying existence.