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My former roommate and I agreed on one thing:
Semen smells an awful lot like bleach.
Well, a few months ago, she kept asking me if I’d had sex in our living room.
She claimed to “smell sex” but couldn’t figure out where it was coming from.
I told her to check the laundry room to see if the cap was off of the bleach.
Strangely enough, she’d already thought of that.
Finally, she realized where the smell was coming from.
She’d carved a jackolantern a few weeks ago, and it was rotting.
So apparently, semen also smells like rotten pumpkins.